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Scientists conduct mock human sacrifice ritual at CERN...
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  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    CERN rep claims they just let their autism get out of hand, says nothing to see here.


  • Swimuminati
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    infowars....must be true drug fueled mental instability

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    Yeah.

    I'm sure these people put this on just to screw with conspiracy theorists.

    That's why they have a giant statue of Shiva in the middle of the courtyard.

    Yeah.

    Nothing to see here.


  • Helper
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    Kali-Ma...KALI-MA!

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Nyaa or Nothing
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  • Other Anime
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    They also deny having knowledge of a microwave time machine or gel bananas, but we all know where they're going with that

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    you know who's fault this is?

    jews.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Puppy Power
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    Going with the "-girl" alts, are we? Does this mean we're about to see the super misogynist Bucket back in force?

    09/13/03


  • 1

    They called it the "God Particle," but they never said which one...


  • IB
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    What makes you think it was just a mock sacrifice?

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • 0

    Welp Cern already mastered Time travel.

    I'm ready for Dystopia or WW3. Either one is just fine.


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