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He may be on Sesame Street, but he's the real deal
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  • Swimuminati
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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Senpai
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    regardless of what street, hes still from the streets so you know already not to mess with him


  • Banned
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    The Count has gotten soft in his old age. If you need dat work done, you gotta get a junkie with nothing to lose.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • Swimuminati
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    They all answer to one puppet

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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    StarPanda said:

    regardless of what street, hes still from the streets so you know already not to mess with him

    some streets are messed with less than others...sesame street was paved over the bodies of those who didn't recognize

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    Kermie was never the same after he did that 10 year bid for Elmo.


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    Vote Kermie Sanders

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • Senpai
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    thats why no one goes there and messes with them

    you ever see that dave chapell stand up where he talks about sesame street


  • Manowarrior
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    scope85 said:

    Vote Kermie Sanders

    "Climb up my butt, Piggary. Right here."

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Babbling
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    Mr. Snuffulupagus will smoke your ass.


  • Helper
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  • Swimuminati
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    pfft, he doesn't even have tusks

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    little known fact, elmo was the first to say "give me liberty or give me death"

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Babbling
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    He'll choke you to death. And he'll get away with it too. Nobody even knows he exists.


  • Swimuminati
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    I'll drop dead Fred him into nothingness

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Babbling
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    Drop Dead Fred died last year.


  • Swimuminati
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    oh shit, he did...did you know that off top or did you have to look it up

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Babbling
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    I remember there was a thread about it. Girls loved that movie for some strange reason. A lot of girls have imaginary friends.


  • Swimuminati
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    Girls be cray

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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