you know when you wake up
and you look down at your mattress and the dent in the mattress is not the same shape as you and you start to feel light headed and realize you havent been alive for the last 10 years and youre just a ghost so you go downstairs and you look through the freezer in the house and find some Eggos and you pull them out and put em in the toaster oven and then when theyre read you eat them and then the family of 4 walks in and sees some Eggos floating in the air with a fork stuck in it and the kid in the family is like "hey leggo of my Eggos"
eggos are part of a complete balanced breakfast
if ur reading this ur hot
I'm sorry. What?
What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?
all to well..
by then the eggo is too cold for the butter to melt into its cozy little pockets
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.
yes....indeed I do know....
dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.