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a big fuck you to the pokemon anime franchise
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  • Nyaa or Nothing
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    20+ years and Ash Ketchum is still a loser.


  • Special Snowflake Banned
    0

    NERD!


  • SwimVIP
    0

    They could at least age him up a little.

    I want to be 10 years old forever too.


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    As the series goes on, he seems to lose more and more personality. I just can't stand the happy-go-lucky attitude of the characters in the newer seasons.

    Memento Mori


  • SwimPeanut
    0

    I cringe at what Pokemon has become. Ash hasn't had any decent character development since the early 2000s.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • Banned
    1

    Ash probably has aspergers.

    assburgers.

    POOP


  • SwimComrad Banned
    0

    He's never going to win nor have any growth because he's just a vessel they use to promote the games.

    And since Sun and Moon are coming out, time for him to go to a new region and start all over again!

    Rinse and repeat. This is why the PKMN anime is...

    Well its not garbage. It's just meant for little kids to see the characters from the games animated. Nothing more, nothing less. The anime is not meant to have crossover age appeal like the games. It literally is strictly for little kids.


  • Other Anime
    1

    Pokemons getting way too meta. Everyones like "You're seriously playing that kids game? And you still suck at it? Don't you have any aspirations in your life?" Meanwhile, Ash just sweats through his permanent grin as he plans to use the new game's Pokemon to suck at more battles

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • Swimuminati
    0

    FieryDoom said:

    Ash probably has aspergers.

    assburgers.

    chew on that for a while...

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimVIP
    0

    mooseV40 said:

    He's never going to win nor have any growth because he's just a vessel they use to promote the games.

    And since Sun and Moon are coming out, time for him to go to a new region and start all over again!

    Rinse and repeat. This is why the PKMN anime is...

    Well its not garbage. It's just meant for little kids to see the characters from the games animated. Nothing more, nothing less. The anime is not meant to have crossover age appeal like the games. It literally is strictly for little kids.

    Pretty much.The anime is predictable for a reason.They like to keep it status quo so it can coincide with whatever game is relevant at the time.

    Come to think of it, almost every episode follows the same formula. Ash and co spot a Pokemon and/or run into an old friend, Team Rocket shows up to steal Pikachu, Pikachu kicks their ass, etc.


  • SwimSage Banned
    0

    He will never win!


  • Banned
    0

    Jules-A-Rama said:

    mooseV40 said:

    He's never going to win nor have any growth because he's just a vessel they use to promote the games.

    And since Sun and Moon are coming out, time for him to go to a new region and start all over again!

    Rinse and repeat. This is why the PKMN anime is...

    Well its not garbage. It's just meant for little kids to see the characters from the games animated. Nothing more, nothing less. The anime is not meant to have crossover age appeal like the games. It literally is strictly for little kids.

    Pretty much.The anime is predictable for a reason.They like to keep it status quo so it can coincide with whatever game is relevant at the time.

    Come to think of it, almost every episode follows the same formula. Ash and co spot a Pokemon and/or run into an old friend, Team Rocket shows up to steal Pikachu, Pikachu kicks their ass, etc.

    If this were real life, I would have murdered team rocket long ago. you could claim self defense for sure.

    POOP


  • SwimDandy Banned
    0

    And still 10 years old

    Oops


  • SwimLegend
    1

    Ash was only 10?

    What kind of parent lets their child wander the land alone at 10

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
    1

    1pooh4u said:

    Ash was only 10?

    What kind of parent lets their child wander the land alone at 10

    The kind of parents 10 year olds dream about.

    POOP


  • 1

    1pooh4u said:

    Ash was only 10?

    What kind of parent lets their child wander the land alone at 10

    It's common practice in the Pokemon world.


  • SwimLegend
    0

    naraku360 said:

    1pooh4u said:

    Ash was only 10?

    What kind of parent lets their child wander the land alone at 10

    It's common practice in the Pokemon world.

    It seems to be common in a lot of anime. I just had no idea he was only 10

    Oh bother...


  • SwimLegend
    1

    FieryDoom said:

    1pooh4u said:

    Ash was only 10?

    What kind of parent lets their child wander the land alone at 10

    The kind of parents 10 year olds dream about.

    Yeah until the episode Pikachu rapes Ash. Then everyone wants mommy

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
    0

    but ash wants more pikachu dick.

    POOP


  • Banned
    2

    POOP


  • Mobile Suit Gundam
    1

    Firefly24 said:

    FieryDoom said:

    Ash probably has aspergers.

    assburgers.

    chew on that for a while...

    "Ashpergers??"

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