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I only know one jew IRL.
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  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    She converted to judaism though, she wasn't born into it.

    She's pretty cool.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Helper
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    I know a couple Jewish people.
    Best deli sandwiches in town, but you gotta put cheese on yourself.

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    There's a punchline to that, but it's probably racist.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Babbling
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    I've known quite a few, some are in my family.

    Only had a couple that were a problem.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • Babbling
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    Jingai said:

    I know a couple Jewish people.
    Best deli sandwiches in town, but you gotta put cheese on yourself.

    Why would I put cheese on myself?

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • Helper
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    They are Kosher.
    They can serve the sandwich, they can serve cheese for the sandwich, they cannot serve the cheese on the sandwich.

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • Puppy Power
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    That's disgusting, man.

    09/13/03


  • 1

    i had a jew friend in college. every time we got to drinking, i'd tell him that i woke up every morning and thanked the baby jesus that he brought my jew friend into my life.

    we laugheded.


  • Banned
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    I actually know 2 for sure. They're just like regular people.....Not funny at all, I'm disappointed.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • Banned
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    I know a couple of them. They talk funny.

    POOP


  • Babbling
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    I knew a Jew. He was a Jeweler.


  • Babbling
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    Jingai said:

    They are Kosher.
    They can serve the sandwich, they can serve cheese for the sandwich, they cannot serve the cheese on the sandwich.

    I know the Dietary Law behind it - it was explained to me by a Jewish friend's Mother...but you missed the joke.

    For example, it was either Soupy Sales or Steve Allen who on a show said, "Make me a chocolate sundae".

    So they put him in an oversized dish and covered him with ice cream, chocolate syrup, chopped nuts and whipped cream.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • SwimLegend
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    Jingai said:

    I know a couple Jewish people.
    Best deli sandwiches in town, but you gotta put cheese on yourself.

    Cheese on a deli sandwich? You heathen

    Oh bother...


  • Swimuminati
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    jew gotta be kiddin' me

    alt text


  • 0

    I've see 2 jews in my entire life. 1 was some kid wearing the hat and the other was some teacher who I found out was jew years later when he came to my store asking if we carried jew stuff for christmas.


  • Nyaa or Nothing
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    i had a jewish english teacher back in middle school. i made her cried one day for the dumbest thing ever and even got a police officer involved because i was doodling a 6 pointed star and writing gangster disciples along with it among other gang related shit. so yeah, i done f**ked up back then, thinking gangbangers were cool and all.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
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    you act like they're uncommon?

    mhmm

    hmmm

    maybe they are

    i only know one

    Lol fk u.


  • SwimSuperFan
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    I've known a couple and a few others say they are, but I'm not sure if they really are.


  • IB
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    I dont really know any .... I know two mormons though can I exchange 2 mormons for a jew?


  • Babbling
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    I read in a book somewhere about a guy that traded one for 30 pieces of silver.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • SwimComrad
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    Sounds like that wasn't a great deal.

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


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