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Remember when I'd ask girls out on OkCupid,
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    get their numbers, text them, and then blow up and tell them off when they stopped responding?

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


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    No


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    No swag.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


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    Everyone remembers last week.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    Zeni i literally have a girl sleeping behind me that i met on okc.

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


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    Tusdar said:

    Zeni i literally have a girl sleeping behind me that i met on okc.

    Behind you? Are you the little spoon?

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    No im on my computer at my chair/desk and can't sleep
    still havent

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


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    Sawdamizer said:

    Tusdar said:

    Zeni i literally have a girl sleeping behind me that i met on okc.

    Behind you? Are you the little spoon?

    don't hate. i love to be big spoon.

    (before the joke, it's not me.)

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    That's because you love pegging.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    awwwwwww yeah

    but seriously, no
    that appeals to me in zero ways.

    i just need my leg propped up when sleeping on my side.
    better it be a human that its resting on.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    That's true.. I usually have a pillow. Unless sexy time, but that hasn't been happenin'.... haven't really been trying either so I suppose that is my fault.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    samez... but i'm getting quite used to that and it bothers me less everyday.
    have i gone too far? only time will tell.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Yeah same here, actually.

    But my circumstances were different I am sure, but everyone has their dirty laundry.

    c'est la vie.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    mine is full of stinky socks

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    mine is full of stinky socks

    You spelled.... wrong...... but you know what.... that joke would have been way too easy, and I am better than this.....

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    Sawdamizer said:

    Firefly24 said:

    mine is full of stinky socks

    You spelled.... wrong...... but you know what.... that joke would have been way too easy, and I am better than this.....

    Its too early. It took me too long to get this....

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    lol, my current bf used to do that to me when we first met, I had to break that habit real quick

    Oh bother...


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    Firefly24 said:

    Sawdamizer said:

    Tusdar said:

    Zeni i literally have a girl sleeping behind me that i met on okc.

    Behind you? Are you the little spoon?

    don't hate. i love to be big spoon.

    (before the joke, it's not me.)

    But you so tiny? How can you be the big spoon? Youre more of a tea spoon size.

    Oops


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    You are such a tease!

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    Sawdamizer said:

    That's true.. I usually have a pillow. Unless sexy time, but that hasn't been happenin'.... haven't really been trying either so I suppose that is my fault.

    but you own a boat

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


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    EviIsergE said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Sawdamizer said:

    Tusdar said:

    Zeni i literally have a girl sleeping behind me that i met on okc.

    Behind you? Are you the little spoon?

    don't hate. i love to be big spoon.

    (before the joke, it's not me.)

    But you so tiny? How can you be the big spoon? Youre more of a tea spoon size.

    Its not the size the matters?????? Lol

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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