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Speedos ending sponsorship of ryan lochte
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  • SwimIcon
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    because when i think of speedos, i think of good decision making.


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    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • SwimStar
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    Why? He did nothing wrong.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Banned
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    because brazilians are butthurt and butthurt doesn't go well in a speedo.

    POOP


  • SwimStar
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    FieryDoom said:

    because brazilians are butthurt and butthurt doesn't go well in a speedo.

    I've seen the way speedos fit. Never mind butthurt, more like crotch-hurt. God dammit anyway.

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  • Banned
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    grape smugglers for everyone!

    POOP


  • SwimIcon
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    just thought of this. had to post...


  • Swimuminati
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    good....f**k that guy

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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  • Puppy Power
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    What is "Gentle Hair Removal"? I would assume it refers to something other than his teeth, but not really sure.

    09/13/03


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    I assume his speed in the pool is (was) predicated on not having back hair causing too much unaerodynamic plane flap drag. Though it could be with reference to the nipples of his Rio prostitutes.

    I always assumed this guy was just playing a retarded jock character for the sake of his reality show. It does me much good to know that the retardation is real.


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