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things that you don't want to happen
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    0545, go to feed the cats. the trash can is wobbling. lid is on.

    you think it's smokeh...that fat jerk can't wait to eat~wait...no, here he is,

    so...what is rumbling in the trash can? O_o

    carefully open the lid.

    BOOOOM! young possum looking at you! not hissing...wait..

    is that ...the wee lil one you saved a few months ago?

    not going to find out. grab plastic t~ball bat to knock over trash can.

    here's misa~mo...watching, but not getting off the table.

    out runs possum...lil butt and legs shuffling off into the morning fog.

    good morning.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Banned
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    He's your baby now

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • ShoeHands
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    Imagine how the possum felt.


  • Helper
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    Have no fears for they will be back and in even greater numbers.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    i imagine...iono...trapped?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Thunder Goddess
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    God, I hate possums. I thought I left them in Florida, but I saw one up here the other night - hope his butt turns into a popsicle when it gets cold (Hey, kids - you've heard of possum on the half shell - now try possum on a stick!)

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


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    you are so right. i'm pretty sure it's one of the babies from this spring.

    and..yay, i get to get on the roof, and screen the hole. go me. -__-

    i bet it's this guy alt text

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Thunder Goddess
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    discolemonade said:

    you are so right. i'm pretty sure it's one of the babies from this spring.

    Which is probably the only reason that it didn't spring out of the garbage can like a type-A jack-in-the-box and go straight for your throat.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    Possums are our friends; he's just popping by to say hey.

    You should give him a chance, hang out with him for a bit.

    He's actually immune to most of the diseases other mammals carry due to his low body temperature, so you're safe there.

    Seriously, see if he likes .

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


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