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i masturbated to this today
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  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    http://i.imgur.com/Og3RsNb.gifv

    i need to start going to church.


  • SwimStar
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    Look at the fish's face.

    He knows he done f**ked up.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    Skiles said:

    Look at the fish's face.

    He knows he done f**ked up.

    he looks like he wants it. like, "welp, i gotta go somehow."


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    You need Jesus.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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    Nature sucks.


  • IB
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    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • ShoeHands
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    Nowadays, I can only masturbate to pictures of churches and synagogues.


  • Helper
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    Goblin Shark

    What the hell is that behind you


  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    Irwin_Yo said:

    Nature sucks.

    mothah nature is da biggest w***e


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    geegee4life said:

    Skiles said:

    Look at the fish's face.

    He knows he done f**ked up.

    he looks like he wants it. like, "welp, i gotta go somehow."

    "This is my life now."


  • SwimVIP
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    I masturbated to someone's mother before.


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    Jules-A-Rama said:

    I masturbated on someone's mother before.


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    geegee4life said:

    i need to start going to church.

    i heard that if you jack it in church...you get closer to god.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Swimuminati
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    I...just can't look away


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    discolemonade said:

    geegee4life said:

    i need to start going to church.

    i heard that if you jack it in church...you get closer to god.

    No no you got it wrong. Sex in church gets you closer to Jesus. I know so because as a kid I heard lady screaming "JESUS, F**K, I'M COMING!"


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    right? that fish tho'?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    discolemonade said:

    geegee4life said:

    i need to start going to church.

    i heard that if you jack it in church...you get closer to god.

    No no you got it wrong. Sex in church gets you closer to Jesus. I know so because as a kid I heard lady screaming "JESUS, F**K, I'M COMING!"

    well, the dude i heard was 'OH GOD, OH GOD OHGOD OHGOD GOD DODHDGFAD OIOOOOOOOOGOD'

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Check It Out!
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    Well...the Lord works in mysterious ways...


  • Check It Out!
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    OH GOD I THOUGHT GOBLIN SHARKS WERE BEYOND TERRIFYING WHEN ALIVE


  • SwimParagon
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    I regret looking at this post... O_O

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Check It Out!
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    I regret my goblin shark google image search


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