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they put mayo on my pizza
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  • SwimElder
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    someone is gonna cry

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • 2

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • IB
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    If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill whoever invented mayo.


  • Swimuminati
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    Greeny said:

    If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill whoever invented mayo.

    but what if he/she was your ancestor?

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    That's ......not mayo >.>

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    Then we wouldn't have to deal with him anymore

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • IB
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    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill whoever invented mayo.

    but what if he/she was your ancestor?

    I'd take one for the team.


  • Swimuminati
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    Greeny said:

    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill whoever invented mayo.

    but what if he/she was your ancestor?

    I'd take one for the team.

    you're an American hero

    but a Canadian terrorist >.>

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake
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    That's seriously a popular pizza topping in Japan, perhaps your waifu's favorite. Uh oh.

    Memento Mori


  • IB
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    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?


  • Swimuminati
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    Greeny said:

    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?

    a spanking is my guess

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimElder
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    waifu!

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimElder
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    bnmjv said:

    That's seriously a popular pizza topping in Japan, perhaps your waifu's favorite. Uh oh.

    Waifu likes Leeks on pizza. Waifu has been banned or she would contribute to this conversation.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Check It Out!
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    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?

    a spanking is my guess

    lol they aren't that hard core.

    they'd give him a stern talking to and then an apology for their sternness.


  • Swimuminati
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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?

    a spanking is my guess

    lol they aren't that hard core.

    they'd give him a stern talking to and then an apology for their sternness.

    and leave him with a pat on the back and a "you're a good kid, eh...you'll be alright, eh...hey, you wanna be a citizen?"

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Check It Out!
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    Actually, becoming a Canadian citizen is pretty difficult. Usually only happens when an employer sponsors the individual.


  • IB
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    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?

    a spanking is my guess

    All according to plan.


  • Swimuminati
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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    Actually, becoming a Canadian citizen is pretty difficult. Usually only happens when an employer sponsors the individual.

    They give him a job too...man, Canada is great...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    Greeny said:

    Mixboy said:

    Greeny said:

    Oh well. What's Canada gonna do?

    a spanking is my guess

    All according to plan.

    truly a master's maneuver

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
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    I'm officially tired of mayo now.


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    You must be in Japan.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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