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Whats the main rule in your house?
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    You sit when you pee in this house, I better not catch you standin!

    ̵̹̺̞̟͋͊̐̿Ŝ̶̘̪̭͗̅͘͜ū̵̡̯̰̠̄̓̾b̶̧̩̲̱̆̐̈́͂ś̸͇̠̺̝̐̃̓t̸̟͔̭̹̏̒̿͝ä̵̛̯̬̗̭̈̕ṅ̶̨̦͉̻̋͋̓č̶̡͇͎̩̊͑̕ę̴͖̞̬̓̒̍̇ ̵̖̻̳̰͌̿͘͠Á̸̺̝̝͊̈́̇ͅb̷͕͍͉̭͗͛̎͆u̶̡̖̭̗̾̆̍͝s̷̻̠̩̜͛̍̆̑ĕ̷̖̯̯͚̂̚͝ ̷̮̻͖̟̔̍̀̚Č̴̨͕͔̊͆̿ͅr̸̨̯̼̞͑͑̐̾e̴̛̤͎̣̟͌̽̄ŵ̵̨͕̜̺̑̋͐


  • SwimPeanut
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    No wearing shoes in the house.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • Swimuminati
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    Tyree, is that you?

    alt text

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    you watch each other pee? now thats some next level shit right there

    the number one rule in my house has always been, "don't ask, don't tell"

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Anal.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • IB
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    Don't talk to me about work

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • Banned
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    Leave weapons at the door and no shooting dope alone.


  • Swimuminati
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    I would have thought it was separate closet for Phillies' pillows

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimNinja
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    Like for guests? The cats are more important then you are.

    Just in general don't let milk glasses sit there so the milk hardens, wash your damn dishes.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


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  • The Room
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    don't steal shit and don't bring anything illegal

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox


  • Swimuminati
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    Naraku4656 said:

    don't steal shit and don't bring anything illegal

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • The Room
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    not watching it. get to the point

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox


  • IB
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    pick up after yourself

    Established October 30, 2004


  • Swimuminati
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    you're afraid of going to prison and getting anally raped...

    the 30 sec clip communicated that in a funnier medium, but noooo >.>

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    sahockeygrl15 said:

    pick up after yourself

    i'll pick you up after yourself

    hmm....it sounded better in my head

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
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    Must have c section scar and the badonkadonk butt


  • SwimStar
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    Bring Skittles.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Toonami
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    I don't really have rules. Don't need them because my friends aren't assholes.


  • IB
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    Mixboy said:

    sahockeygrl15 said:

    pick up after yourself

    i'll pick you up after yourself

    hmm....it sounded better in my head

    that's kind of sexy.. I think >.>

    Established October 30, 2004


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    Have a good time; the darkness feeds on every other experience.

    Even if you are a puritan it would be all right
    If you join the lovers in their ruined house tonight.
    It’s good if you become a soul and then disappear.


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