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Winter is coming (tepid rant)
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  • Thunder Goddess
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    I heard geese last night; if I am correct, they were flying south. What the hell? It's not even September yet. We haven't even had a frost. I can only hope that this particular flock was leaving early to get a good seat or something, because I am not in the mood for winter. I mean, come on - we don't even have Xmas stuff in the store yet.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
    1

    It's cooled off dramatically here for the past week, but today promises to be a scorcher.....Hopefully we get another cool front soon.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • 0

    I can't wait for winter.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Banned
    2

    2017 Farmers Almanac (f**k they know anyways, amirite?) said the East Coast is going to get their shit pushed in super hard this year with no lube or spit.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    It's been pleasant here, but the lows haven't gotten out of the 50's yet. Granted, it's not unusual to get frost in early September, but it doesn't look like it's happening any time soon. Goddamn geese, upsetting my equilibrium.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    Does that mean you'll come and shovel me out?

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • 0

    Pfffft, no.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Oh, joy. Can't wait. My little heart is going pittypat. (I hope they're basing their prediction on woolly bears - those damn things are never right.)

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
    0

    I like that we get snow, but nothing like what you Northerners get.......Hold on, I have a pic somewhere of the shit that shut my city down.....Even I was like "for real.....I don't have to go to work because of THIS......They better open the f**king liquors store then".....brb.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • Banned
    1

    2 years ago we got 109 inches.

    I was stuck in my house for 3 days..... ran out of booze in 3 hours.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    It's actually been pretty light up here the past few years - makes me happy, but the local economy is going to hell with the hit tourism has taken, and we lost our title as second snowiest town in the US about5 years ago.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
    2

    Found it.....I think I even Barbequed that day

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • Banned
    1

    Basically....

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    This is why I stock up in October. Granted, I don't drink much, but stil, you have to have supplies on hand in case of frost bite. Yeah, that's it - frost bite.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
    0

    lol

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Aww, that's cute.

    I keep my grill on the back porch, and if I can find it, I grill. Nothing like barbecued chicken when the visibility is zero.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Pfui. See if you get fresh cookies and hot chocolate.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimLegend
    3

    Uh oh Arrem is gonna read this and verbally tax that ass

    @Arrem_l0wlander
    @Arrem_Lowlander

    I know, I'm a dick early in the morning

    Oh bother...


  • SwimParagon
    2

    I for one welcome our icy overlords.

    Or Elsa. We're so getting Elsa.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    Gee, thanks - you're a real pal.

    Hey! WTF? I thought Arrem always said that alts were for losers (like me).

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    NO! NOT ELSA!

    Sorry - my grand daughter is 6, so I've been Frozened out.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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