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    made me cry again.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimLegend
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    did you hurt your back

    Oh bother...


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    nah. apparently sitting pigeon (sitting on right hip) releases something.

    i just weep. i don't get it.

    not sure i like it.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimLegend
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    Not cool

    Oh bother...


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    i know! all these chicks stretching. asses in the air, etc, etc, and...i'm weeping.

    wtaf?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    POOP


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    oh...it's seated pigeon. anyway..it opens your hip up or something. releases some cry baby shit.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    on the plus side i'm up to 220lbs on the leg press. so there's that.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    POOP


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    discolemonade said:

    on the plus side i'm up to 220lbs on the leg press. so there's that.

    crap, I probably can't do half of that.

    POOP


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    why?

    edit~ why that tool and wth is that?

    also, i bet you're lying. i bet you can do at LEAST 200lbs

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    discolemonade said:

    why?

    edit~ why that tool and wth is that?

    also, i bet you're lying. i bet you can do at LEAST 200lbs

    that's a hip opener from the 1800's.

    and i got bad ankles, so I don't know what I could press. i'd probably be the guy in the scary movie that falls down and gets eaten/slashed/gored/ax murdered/raped by zombies.

    POOP


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    not about the ankles...

    but...well, ya know the zombie thing.

    you know that machine, the 'assisted chin up'

    yeah..i'm only at 140. but, in my defense...bad shoulder.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    I've got bad joints in general. i'm a 30's year old in the body of a 70 year old pretty much.

    POOP


  • Swimuminati
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    discolemonade said:

    oh...it's seated pigeon. anyway..it opens your hip up or something. releases some cry baby shit.

    ohhhh, i like that one! feels gud.
    its one of the stretches that i do before working out at the gym.

    which i haven't been doing lately.
    i'll start tomorrow.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    awww. my younger days, and bad asshattery finally caught up to me. i'm on the bad side of 40,

    but, i am almost able to do the splits again.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    discolemonade said:

    awww. my younger days, and bad asshattery finally caught up to me. i'm on the bad side of 40,

    but, i am almost able to do the splits again.

    haha, that's awesome. doing splits at any age makes me go

    POOP


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    Firefly24 said:

    discolemonade said:

    oh...it's seated pigeon. anyway..it opens your hip up or something. releases some cry baby shit.

    ohhhh, i like that one! feels gud.
    its one of the stretches that i do before working out at the gym.

    which i haven't been doing lately.
    i'll start tomorrow.

    NO, DO IT NAO.

    POOP


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    weird though...i can still put my legs behind my head.

    O_O

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    I hear my downward dog is amazing.


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    discolemonade said:

    weird though...i can still put my legs behind my head.

    O_O

    i think the last time i did that i was 3.

    POOP


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