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I love when the single girl gets in the car...
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  • 1

    and makes out with me.


  • 3

    Rebecca...

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    I like making out with the Married Man who resembles you entirely


  • 1

    I could see how being married would make a man drunkenly ramble with no end in sight.

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    This happens?

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    It does now that I'm here.


  • 1

    (Steps to you while cracking neck)

    Yeah... It happens.


  • Thunder Goddess
    2

    So do a lot of things.

    By the way, are you getting ready to take a swing at an old lady again?

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Fast food makes girls fart.


  • Banned
    2

    You better have f**ked her.... the third base coach was waving you home and you got caught lookin'

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Check It Out!
    1

    This didn't actually happen.


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