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  • Special Snowflake
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    goes in full drive on me pulling the seat all the way down and getting on top and kissing my neck leaving me breathless frenching my tongue. Oh Lord what good f**king memories of good f**king dick.


  • Thunder Goddess
    3

    I miss fuggs.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Special Snowflake
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    Well get used to me. I'm nothing like that irrelevant little hoodrat. I am a woman.


  • Puppy Power
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    mthor said:

    I miss fuggs.

    09/13/03


  • Thunder Goddess
    2

    You are an embarrassment to everything with two X chromosomes.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimStar
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    Is this an ASMB thread, or something from the comment section of a porn video?

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Special Snowflake
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    I don't care, I'm sexy.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Skiles said:

    Is this an ASMB thread, or something from the comment section of a porn video?

    It's the ASMB thread of the future


  • 2

    Said no one ever.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Puppy Power
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    Good memories? Does that mean he died or something?

    You know, there was another ASMBer who's fiancee dropped dead rather than be with him.

    09/13/03


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    uchedXyncelhXadb said:

    I'm sexy.

    That's a lie.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Nah he's alive and loved the sex but had his evil plans of making off with his wife my boss's millions which required staying in a long term relationship with her and he wouldn't be able to have his trysts with me as often. I would spy on that bitch for him and everything too. I even woke his dick up out of it's flaccid spell that bitch put on it LMAO.


  • IB
    1

    uggh.. I don't even..

    I'm not... nothing to say here.

    wtf is this anyway? Like should I care?

    whatevah..


  • Special Snowflake
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    This is a circus you twit.


  • IB
    0

    my mistake.

    whatevah..


  • Puppy Power
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    cowboy_stilgar said:

    Said no one ever.

    Not even once?

    09/13/03


  • 1

    Mental illness is so sad.


  • Special Snowflake
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    It wasn't when I had your second head in my mouth and thought of your dad all the while.


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    uchedXyncelhXadb said:

    It wasn't when I had your second head in my mouth and thought of your dad all the while.

    Hmm should I be happy that I'm getting head or weirded out that you're thinking of my dead father?


  • Special Snowflake
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    Your dad and I had hot, dirty trysts before his passing. His last words to me were, "make my son happy." That's where our fling came in. I comforted you during his mourning, kissed you passionately because you look so much like your dad but younger and fresher and you know exactly what happened that quickly left you feeling like a million $$$$.


  • Special Snowflake
    2

    Memento Mori


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