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Crap ripped my dress pants at work
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  • 0

    The entire seam under my butt ripped. I need to get through the next two hours without anybody noticing, but someone will definitely notice.


  • IB
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    I don't know where you work, but I assume duct tape should be available. Use said tape as a Tarzan like thong, post a metric f**kton of picture to your Instagram, and then go about your day.

    Seeeeeeeeeeega


  • IB
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    shit.
    not literally though.. that would be bad lol..

    at this point.

    whatevah..


  • SwimComrad
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    ...I have no ideas. I was going to say a safety pin might help but if that thing unlatches you might end up with some serious pain.

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Your butt is fine though


  • ShoeHands
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    Casually stroll into another person and when you run into them, dramatically backflip into the nearest table. Nobody will be surprised at the rip in your pants after that.


  • SwimParagon
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    This is why you pull your pants down BEFORE sitting on the commode.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    "dress pants"

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimIcon
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    Must have been one hell of a crap.


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