Crap ripped my dress pants at work
The entire seam under my butt ripped. I need to get through the next two hours without anybody noticing, but someone will definitely notice.
I don't know where you work, but I assume duct tape should be available. Use said tape as a Tarzan like thong, post a metric f**kton of picture to your Instagram, and then go about your day.
not literally though.. that would be bad lol..
at this point.
...I have no ideas. I was going to say a safety pin might help but if that thing unlatches you might end up with some serious pain.
The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.
Your butt is fine though
Casually stroll into another person and when you run into them, dramatically backflip into the nearest table. Nobody will be surprised at the rip in your pants after that.
This is why you pull your pants down BEFORE sitting on the commode.
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Must have been one hell of a crap.