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Oh and the pool party our higher boss invited us to...
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  • Special Snowflake
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    I was looking to be the belle of the beach ball (well technically extended patio ball) in my skimpy leopard print two piece. I didn't expect to see him there though in a loose huge shirt and board shorts when he should have been in a tight speedo that could barely contain his strong minimum maximized girth that had been pretty out of commission lately. I wanted to catch his attention so I stood where he was already looking (the mojito table because his wife's old man was bugging the soup out of him) and applied suntan lotion all over my thighs and chest (adjusting my bra as to make it seem I was going to tear it off and run.) He just bit his lip and got lucky that the coot was senile and blindsided because that coot would NOT SHUT UP! Eventually the coot went to the table I was accessorizing my skin at and sipped the mojito as if it was going to be taken away from him. I took my chance to swipe the clandestine man and smother his face with my chest and eventually mouth with mine. It took every ounce of resistance in me to not f**k him right there because I groped his boner right there and I could say I never felt it that hard, not even when we were full on boning in my boss his wife's bed. We had to separate eventually but we would throw looks at each other every now and then. What a beautiful party.


  • Babbling
    3

    Sponges, your dinosaur erotica fanfics have gotten heaps better.


  • Special Snowflake
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    In what aspect may I ask?


  • Special Snowflake
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    ThorsPenor said:

    Sponges, your dinosaur erotica fanfics have gotten heaps better.

    May I get all Dora about it and ask what your favorite part was?


  • SwimParagon
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    "skimpy leopard print two-piece"

    I had my hopes up for a post actually worth reading too...

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Special Snowflake
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    You're just jealous it looks better on me


  • SwimLegend
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    Not enough dinosaurs

    Oh bother...


  • Puppy Power
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    1pooh4u said:

    Not enough dinosaurs

    It's amazing the shit one can find on the internet....

    It's even (sort of) leopard print.

    09/13/03


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    I didn't read any of that.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • SwimLegend
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    scoobdog said:

    1pooh4u said:

    Not enough dinosaurs

    It's amazing the shit one can find on the internet....

    It's even (sort of) leopard print.

    sponges is probably responsible for all of it

    Oh bother...


  • Check It Out!
    0

    The fact that you're a dude makes this kind of sad and really creepy.


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    ....Nonr of this ever happened , did it?

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • Banned
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    teel deer

    POOP


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