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Uh oh...random boner time
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  • Check It Out!
    5

    And im in gym shorts...at the grocery store...

    F**k it im going to the register like what


  • SwimStar
    1

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Check It Out!
    1

    OH
    IM SORRY
    THAT I HAVE A BONER THAT I DIDNT INTEND TO HAVE
    I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA


  • Helper
    3

    Use it to hang some of your groceries on. Just claim you ran out of hands.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Check It Out!
    0

    It already went away. Posting distracted me enough.

    Good idea for next time though.


  • Helper
    0

    Chocolate_Soda said:

    It already went away. Posting distracted me enough.

    Good idea for next time though.

    You thought of me in a catsuit, didn't you.

    I kill all sorts of things. I'm like Margret Thatcher nekid on a cold day.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Special Snowflake
    1

    She said cash or credit?

    And I jizzed in my pants.

    Memento Mori


  • Check It Out!
    0

    If anything that would have been the boner inducer, not the bonet killer.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Toonami
    2

    Casher be like

    If this is justice then I'm a banana


  • Senpai
    1

    chick digs the gym shorts boner thats how they know its easy acces


  • Swimuminati
    1

    I hope you made some old lady's day.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • 0

    Luckily he's hung like a seahorse. No one noticed. Crisis averted.


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