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McChicken is trending on twitter and the reason why made me think of you.
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  • ShoeHands Banned
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    A guy uploaded a video of him having sex with a McChicken. Now its trending... and I couldn't help but think of all of you.


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    So, you had sex with a chicken nugget.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Babbling
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    Birds are beautiful lofty creatures. I hope you choke on pigeon pie!


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    No, but i'm sure you've had sex with BK's chicken rings. They're just your size.


  • Babbling
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    French fries and I had sex so you're wrong.


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    Joffrey_Must_Die said:

    No, but i'm sure you've had sex with BK's chicken rings. They're just your size.

    btw wtf is a chicken ring? Is that like an onion ring but made with chicken?


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    Don't be embarrassed now, you already showed the entire Internet.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    I won't to ham six wiht checken


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    Now you are just being absurd.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • IB
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    Necrophilia and beasitality

    Don't stop get it get it :|

    Established October 30, 2004


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    cowboy_stilgar said:

    Don't be embarrassed now, you already showed the entire Internet.

    I'll visit you in the hospital.


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    Tic wants to tussle with you while partially nude......You've done it now.


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    Aren't you perm banned yet? You are just an alternative version of Fuggs.


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    No, tussling with naked men seem to be something the both of you enjoy.

    And you can't perm ban someone who gives no f**ks. Unlike you I know how to rustle jimmies enough that I make people tap out and tattle on me.....You on the other hand always have to resort to gay porn to get attention.


  • SwimLegend
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    You're the dude selling chickens

    Oh bother...


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    Doubt it made you think of anything other than "breakfast".


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    That's you, after a diet.


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    Joffrey_Must_Die said:

    That's you, after a diet.

    Holy shit you managed to get from jokes for 8 year olds to jokes for 12 year olds.

    I'm impressed, man. Really.


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    Your body pillow girlfriend dumped you again, didn't she?


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    Joffrey_Must_Die said:

    Your body pillow girlfriend dumped you again, didn't she?

    On a scale from cringe to laughably pathetic, how bad do you feel knowing that you're less tolerable than a dude who's open about his body pillow and pretends to be/date a fictional Japanese singer?


  • ShoeHands Banned
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    You must have taken it hard when she broke up with you. Don't worry mate, drink another few 24 packs of that cheap beer and then you can just buy another one from Amazon.


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