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Many men, and some women have claimed they can outdrink me
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  • SwimComrad
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    None have succeeded.

    I am a slab of meat that absorbs carbon hydroxls.

    anime is teh suck


  • SwimVeteran
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    Im no man, im a god

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • SwimComrad
    0

    I am Bacchus, bitch.

    anime is teh suck


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Youre bogus

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • SwimComrad
    0

    You're a lightweight

    anime is teh suck


  • Special Snowflake
    1

    I know I can't. I just vomitted from drinking last night.

    Memento Mori


  • SwimStar
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    I never claimed to be able to outdrink anyone, but given my size and weight, I could definitely hold my own.

    Though I imagine if I drank a beer now though, I would be immediately drunk and/or asleep.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • ShoeHands
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    Ive never understood alcohol bravado. I can understand since it's an intelligence boost


  • SwimLegend
    1

    Sometimes when I drink it's like I have a hollow wooden leg and other times I'm a total lightweight.

    The mysteries of life

    Oh bother...


  • Pokemon Master
    0

    i can drink beer a lot am icool

    Snuffles was my slave name
    Nerd ♥


  • SwimVeteran
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    K_N said:

    You're a lightweight

    How dare you insult me that!

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Helper
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    Bring forth the Neverending Coffee mug and I will crush you with it!

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
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    katt_goddess said:

    Bring forth the Neverending Coffee mug and I will crush you with it!

    From the bathroom? Because that's how you get diarrhea.


  • SwimIcon
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    maybe me circa 2005.

    in my present sad state of relative sobriety, i probably couldn't keep up.


  • Helper
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    Buddyroe274 said:

    katt_goddess said:

    Bring forth the Neverending Coffee mug and I will crush you with it!

    From the bathroom? Because that's how you get diarrhea.

    I'm Scandinavian. My bloodstream is 90% caffeine.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
    0

    That's not a real nationality


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    you're all towels


  • Helper
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    Buddyroe274 said:

    That's not a real nationality

    It relates to those whose ethic background falls into the Far Northern Germanic countries of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. I'm majority Swedish with strong dashes of Norwegian so 'Scandinavian' applies. :P

    And you do NOT diss the coffee time. In Sweden, it's as much a thing as tea time is in Britain.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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