Look at the chicken!
Why is it pooping a snake?
It's a tail. Don't look it in the eyes though. You'll turn to stone.
Take that, Harry Potter!
That's the type of basilisk I remember.
...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
[this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]