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There Is No God
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  • SwimVIP Banned
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    In a world where videos of a black man deep-dicking a chicken sandwich can go viral, God cannot exist.

    If he did exist at one point, we have murdered him.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimIcon
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    maybe god's just into that sort of thing?


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Maybe God's a dick.

    Literally.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimIcon
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    DeusExMasquerade said:

    Maybe God's a dick.

    Literally.


  • SwimElder
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    So it was the chicken sandwich that clued you in...


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Grilled cheese and fish sticks prove you wrong.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • SwimStar
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    I watched a video earlier of a guy f**king a watermelon.

    Frankly, I think that video's existence alone is proof enough that God is real.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


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    Skiles said:

    I watched a video earlier of a guy f**king a watermelon.

    Frankly, I think that video's existence alone is proof enough that God is real.

    Relevant... O.<

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • SwimPeanut
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    There IS a God!!!

    Some days, some nights, some live, some die in the name of the Samurai!

    Never underestimate a woman!

    See ya, Space Cowboys and Cowgirls!


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  • Swimuminati
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    Ranlsa said:

    There IS a God!!! So sayeth the Space Pope!!!

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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