TYPOS INBOUND BECAUSE F**K YOU,
Well F**K, I was sposed to be at the airport at noon to pick up my mother, but her flight got canceled so I decided to get ripped.....Or continue to get ripped with no responsibility......Now she says they got her on the 7pm flight and I need to pick her up at 9:45pm.
Ugh, no time to take a nap (and successfully wake up) and have to grind for a driver......F**K all this.....I had already gotten into no pants mode......More alcohol will fix this, right?
If you tragically die in a fiery crash on the way to the airport, I want this thread to be the epitaph on your tombstone.
42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.
Fuggs, is that you?
You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!
I had to drive from San Diego to L.A. at 1 in the morning on New Year's Eve to pick up my dad at the airport. I was so fuked up off of ecstasy and cocaine and alcohol. But I made it. If i can then you can too!
I did this almost 10 years ago. I wouldn't be able to do that now.