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    fail to recognize the importance of proper sanitation.


  • Check It Out!
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    Aggghhhh you got me ya dingus


  • SwimFan
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    **cooks!**you.


  • Babbling Banned
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    "...spoil the broth." - Aesop

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


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    I still enjoy Lars Von Trier as Pie.


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    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    what about tons of cocks?


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    DoomProfit_2012 said:

    **cooks!**you.

    **cooks!**you, bitch!


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    Nameraka_Hanzaisha said:

    DoomProfit_2012 said:

    **cooks!**you.

    **cooks!**you, bitch!

    MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING D:

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


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    Skiles said:

    Nameraka_Hanzaisha said:

    DoomProfit_2012 said:

    **cooks!**you.

    **cooks!**you, bitch!

    MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING D:

    we're not fighting, honey.

    you see, sometimes when two people love each other very much, they decide to make a baby...

    wait... where was i going with this?


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    cooking babies.

    POOP


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    FieryDoom said:

    cooking babies.

    ah... thank you, so in conclusion:

    "That the remaining hundred thousand may at a year Old be offered in Sale to the persons of Quality, and Fortune, through the Kingdom, always advising the Mother to let them Suck plentifully in the last Month, so as to render them Plump, and Fat for a good Table. A Child will make two Dishes at an Entertainment for Friends, and when the Family dines alone, the fore or hind Quarter will make a reasonable Dish, and seasoned with a little Pepper or Salt will be very good Boiled on the fourth Day, especially in Winter."


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    murderer. worst of the cooks.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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