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Dicing garlic cloves while singing along to Italian opera
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  • Swimuminati
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    = sliced finger

    that's what you get for trying to set a mood...f**k Mario Batali alt text

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    Mixboy said:

    = sliced finger

    that's what you get for trying to set a mood...f**k Mario Batali alt text

    should have channeled your inner 'good fella's'

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Swimuminati
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    discolemonade said:

    Mixboy said:

    = sliced finger

    that's what you get for trying to set a mood...f**k Mario Batali alt text

    should have channeled your inner 'good fella's'

    Do I look like a whiny voiced midget to you? Is that what I look like? Am I here to amuse you with my short, chip on my shoulder, midget antics? Is that it? huh? alt text

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake
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    Mario Batali probably sweats on the food he cooks anyway.

    Memento Mori


  • Banned
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    POOP


  • SwimElder
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    You can cook?

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Swimuminati
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    I'd still eat it....that croc wearing bastid can throw down in the kitchen

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    i haz the cooking powers as well.

    POOP


  • Swimuminati
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    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    i haz the cooking powers as well.

    why does that look like you bought it?

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • 0

    Learn to properly hold a chef knife.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Swimuminati
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    mmhmm...this is good stuff....now what do I do with the other hand?

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    i haz the cooking powers as well.

    why does that look like you bought it?

    When I give food away, I never give it in my own bake ware because I know I'll never see that shit again.

    here is one I baked that was for my table.

    POOP


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    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Swimuminati
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    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    i haz the cooking powers as well.

    why does that look like you bought it?

    When I give food away, I never give it in my own bake ware because I know I'll never see that shit again.

    here is one I baked that was for my table.

    that's probably a good idea....I have a lot of my friend's stuff >.>

    Hey, that looks good....I don't actually bake, but I wouldn't mind learning some choice recipes...

    here's some of my stuff...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    Make me food!


  • Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    FieryDoom said:

    Mixboy said:

    sorta.....i'm better than Naraku, but no where near Celldweller

    i haz the cooking powers as well.

    why does that look like you bought it?

    When I give food away, I never give it in my own bake ware because I know I'll never see that shit again.

    here is one I baked that was for my table.

    that's probably a good idea....I have a lot of my friend's stuff >.>

    Hey, that looks good....I don't actually bake, but I wouldn't mind learning some choice recipes...

    here's some of my stuff...

    well hey, son, that ain't bad lookin' at all.

    POOP


  • SwimLegend
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    That food looks amazing.

    Oh bother...


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    But seriously, I can cook too.....Started with Cajun cuisine and pretty absorbs the knowledge of how to prepare things like Mega Man.....Meaning I kill cooks and steal their powers.


  • Swimuminati
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    renjifan22 said:

    Make me food!

    I fear cooking for others because they might say i'm no good and i'd have to murder them

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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