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I was a really cool guy in 2005.
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  • SwimStar
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    Back then, I was in my late 20s, I was 6'4, 230 lbs. of muscle, and I had a hot Hispanic wife and two kids. Also, I was a sports writer who totally met Dwyane Wade on multiple occasions.

    Nowadays, I'm just a 5' tall, 140 pound, lonely recovering alcoholic in my mid 20s with a residual beer belly, who's been single for nine years.

    I miss the old days, when online anonymity was easier to maintain.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    Reality is also far easier to deny as a teen.

    Memento Mori


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    wat

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Manowarrior
    0

    DAMN YOU, FACEBOOK

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • 0

    Lol i get it!

    Oops, i did it again


  • ShoeHands
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    I was 15 and just as uncool as 2016 me.


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