I was a really cool guy in 2005.
Back then, I was in my late 20s, I was 6'4, 230 lbs. of muscle, and I had a hot Hispanic wife and two kids. Also, I was a sports writer who totally met Dwyane Wade on multiple occasions.
Nowadays, I'm just a 5' tall, 140 pound, lonely recovering alcoholic in my mid 20s with a residual beer belly, who's been single for nine years.
I miss the old days, when online anonymity was easier to maintain.
42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.
Reality is also far easier to deny as a teen.
Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.
DAMN YOU, FACEBOOK
Lol i get it!
Oops, i did it again
I was 15 and just as uncool as 2016 me.