I ruined the pizza guy's day.
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  • ShoeHands

    Since I lost my pants out the window yesterday I've just been shorting it up in my boxers. Ordered a pizza and decided mid-wait that maybe pizza dude might be uncomfortable seeing underpants on a fat guy, so I wrapped a sheet around my middles when I answered the door.

    I guess he thought it was the start of a really awful porno because he beat the hastiest retreat I'd ever seen and didn't even bothering counting the money I gave him.

    Musta thought I was going commando under the sheet. I could have saved myself some money.

  • Manowarrior

    AzalarHex said:

    Since I lost my pants out the window yesterday


    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...

  • Special Snowflake

    You should order from this place at the same time a week from now and do the same thing.

    Memento Mori

  • SwimPirate

    How fat are we talking here?

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.

  • Swimuminati

    I bet the pizza guy had a bad experience and you probably triggered that memory with your sheet clothes

  • Babbling

    Do that all the time and you'll never have to tip again.

  • ShoeHands

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