I ruined the pizza guy's day.
Since I lost my pants out the window yesterday I've just been shorting it up in my boxers. Ordered a pizza and decided mid-wait that maybe pizza dude might be uncomfortable seeing underpants on a fat guy, so I wrapped a sheet around my middles when I answered the door.
I guess he thought it was the start of a really awful porno because he beat the hastiest retreat I'd ever seen and didn't even bothering counting the money I gave him.
Musta thought I was going commando under the sheet. I could have saved myself some money.
Since I lost my pants out the window yesterday
You should order from this place at the same time a week from now and do the same thing.
How fat are we talking here?
Oops, i did it again
I bet the pizza guy had a bad experience and you probably triggered that memory with your sheet clothes
dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.
Do that all the time and you'll never have to tip again.