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Actually age is a non-factor for me
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    I'm all right with both ends of the spectrum whether the woman's making pop culture references from the 70s and 80s that elude me or the girl's talking about how she met Justin Bieber at one of his concerts when she was in third grade.


  • SwimSage Banned
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  • Thunder Goddess
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    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Swimuminati
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    mthor said:

    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    Necrophilia, when the sheep start working together to defend themselves
    Necrophilia, when the body won't go down the toilet
    Necrophilia, when OK cupid won't cooperate
    Necrophilia, because you can't snuggle with your hand
    The real reason for necrophilia....it means never having to say you're sorry


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    Necrophilia, when the sheep start working together to defend themselves
    Necrophilia, when the body won't go down the toilet
    Necrophilia, when OK cupid won't cooperate
    Necrophilia, because you can't snuggle with your hand
    The real reason for necrophilia....it means never having to say you're sorry

    Necrophilia, because no means no, but silence indicates consent.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Swimuminati
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    mthor said:

    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    Necrophilia, when the sheep start working together to defend themselves
    Necrophilia, when the body won't go down the toilet
    Necrophilia, when OK cupid won't cooperate
    Necrophilia, because you can't snuggle with your hand
    The real reason for necrophilia....it means never having to say you're sorry

    Necrophilia, because no means no, but silence indicates consent.

    Necrophilia, because Sleeping Beauty and Snow White fostered strange kinks


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    Necrophilia, when the sheep start working together to defend themselves
    Necrophilia, when the body won't go down the toilet
    Necrophilia, when OK cupid won't cooperate
    Necrophilia, because you can't snuggle with your hand
    The real reason for necrophilia....it means never having to say you're sorry

    Necrophilia, because no means no, but silence indicates consent.

    Necrophilia, because Sleeping Beauty and Snow White fostered strange kinks

    Necrophilia, when you're in no mood to be polite.
    Necrophilia, when you don't want to share.
    Necrophilia, when foreplay would be just a waste of time.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
    5

    POOP


  • Swimuminati
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    mthor said:

    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Mixboy said:

    mthor said:

    Even a pulse is optional, although preferred.

    Necrophilia, when the sheep start working together to defend themselves
    Necrophilia, when the body won't go down the toilet
    Necrophilia, when OK cupid won't cooperate
    Necrophilia, because you can't snuggle with your hand
    The real reason for necrophilia....it means never having to say you're sorry

    Necrophilia, because no means no, but silence indicates consent.

    Necrophilia, because Sleeping Beauty and Snow White fostered strange kinks

    Necrophilia, when you're in no mood to be polite.
    Necrophilia, when you don't want to share.
    Necrophilia, when foreplay would be just a waste of time.

    Necrophilia, where no one is out of your league
    Necrophilia, when you don't want to talk after


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Necrophilia, when you need something cool on a hot day.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimVeteran
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    How old is your mom?

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Nyaa or Nothing
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  • SwimFan
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    Age ain't nuttin but a number
    Throwin' down ain't nuttin but a thang...


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Age doesn't matter.

    Unless I run out of fingers to count their age, then it's a problem.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • Check It Out!
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    Um...i mean i had a feeling but...yeah you just confirmed it.

    Go away, pedo.


  • 0

    Has to be of legal age of course because I dislike breaking the law, which is why I called the cops on Viper's party while I hid in the bushes giggling and watching it all go down.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Necrophilia means never having to check ID.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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