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The first rule of retail
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  • IB
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    The customer is always a dumbass.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • SwimSage Banned
    0

    Agreed.


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
    0

    Service Means I Like Everyone.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • SwimVeteran
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    Were all custumers

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    EgreslivE said:

    Were all custumers

    And we're all dumbasses.


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    ric_man said:

    EgreslivE said:

    Were all custumers

    And we're all dumbasses.

    Exactly my point

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • SwimSage Banned
    0

    OK good.


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Thats right

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Babbling
    0

    I just imagine the customer's head is a balloon. Then I imagine popping that balloon with my foot.


  • IB
    1

    i hated retail, i still do, but i used to too

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    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


  • Helper
    0

    Lack of planning on your part does not make it an emergency on my part.

    If you want it your way, go to Burger King.

    If [insert name of competitor that the customer keeps trying to use as a weapon] is so great, why aren't you shopping there?

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
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  • Other Anime
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    TrigunBebop said:

    The customer is always a dumbass.

    no shit

    the girl on the other hand will always be hot


  • IB
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    Uh .... I need to speak to a manager!


  • Babbling
    0

    Nope. The first rule is, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!

    • based upon 48 years in retail.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
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  • SwimComrad
    0

    when you learn the customer is almost always wrong

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  • SwimSuperStar
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    tsar4 said:

    Nope. The first rule is, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!

    • based upon 48 years in retail.

    I was thinking that within my first 48....MINIUTES

    In the words of the great Candela....NERF THIS!


  • SwimStar
    1

    I always thought that the first rule was "Immediately blow your manager."

    I've been going about it all wrong.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Banned
    0

    And a drug addict trying to scam more adderall

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • ShoeHands
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    I thought the first rule of retail was always use your tagging gun for secret personal wardrobe gain. Shows what I know. How embarrassin


  • IB
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    Which is why they're "always right"... ?

    "Anything longer than an emoticon is just hot air."
    ~DarksidexXx


  • Thunder Goddess
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    "The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so." -- Aleister Crowley

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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