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Jesus was probably gay, black and muslim.
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  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
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    wat if

    Lol fk u.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
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    Lol fk u.


  • SwimVeteran
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    She probably never lived either

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Islam wasn't a thing for another six hundred years after his death, so . . .

    Memento Mori


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
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    hahahahah

    Lol fk u.


  • SwimVeteran
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    It appears he was also a hipster

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • SwimLegend
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    the Muslim part would be impossible

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
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    And a drag queen...and we was all like "shawntay you stay" and he was like "no, I must shashay away"

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • 0

    Sounds like Muhammad...

    Why, thank you for noticing!


  • IB
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    Jesus was a tranny. I'm 99% positive.


  • ShoeHands
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  • Special Snowflake Banned
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    Jesus could have been a rainbow coloured Megalodon that could fly and turn rocks into bottles of Jack Daniels.

    It's the message and the moral that's important.


  • Special Snowflake
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    I'm about like, a minute and a half in on the video.

    When's it turn into a cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit?


  • Special Snowflake
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    Tusdar said:

    wat if

    just like you?


  • 0

    jesus knelt in the garden
    what a tribulation satan hath brought...
    the largest p***s jesus had seen
    his mouth watered and he forgot the cross
    the dick was so good,
    it made jesus inspire that iconic
    DMX bark


  • SwimPeanut
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    No, maybe, and no.

    He wasn;'t gay, He was asexual. Which only made sense seeing as how He was the Son Of God and had an important job to do. Of course some say he secretly married Mary Magdelene. I say...does it matter in the long run wether or not He did?!

    His skin was dark, I know that cause He lived in Isreal. Maybe not black but a dark tan.

    And He was Jewish!

    Some days, some nights, some live, some die in the name of the Samurai!

    Never underestimate a woman!

    See ya, Space Cowboys and Cowgirls!


  • SwimNinja
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    HotelBansylvania said:

    Jesus could have been a rainbow coloured Megalodon that could fly and turn rocks into bottles of Jack Daniels.

    It's the message and the moral that's important.

    I would worship that Jesus in a heartbeat.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


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