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Why do I always spill coffee
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  • ShoeHands
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    Doesnt matter what I drink it out of I always find a way to spill some on something

    GAH

    My precious coffee!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    its a sign

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • IB
    0

    because you touch yourself at night.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • ShoeHands
    0

    A sign of what?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Pffttt

    I do that during the day

    Doing it at night is nothing special

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    Master-Debater131 said:

    A sign of what?

    u being bad at holding coffee

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • ShoeHands
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    Oh
    :(

    Probably
    :(

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • 0

    Hey, you could be me.


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    Master-Debater131 said:

    Oh
    :(

    Probably
    :(

    its okay you can just replace the amount you lost with the next full cup

    and then youll spill it again and lose it

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • ShoeHands
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    Yea thats true.

    But I often spill coffee on myself......so thats a problem

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    ShowItTaMe said:

    Master-Debater131 said:

    Oh
    :(

    Probably
    :(

    its okay you can just replace the amount you lost with the next full cup

    and then youll spill it again and lose it

    Its a vicious cycle of wanting coffee, getting it, and then spilling it

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    do you drink it for the taste or to wake up

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • ShoeHands
    0

    To wake me up then to keep me up and not faceplanting in my desk

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Special Snowflake
    2

    Starbucks has chemically induced their coffee so you spill their competitor's brands. Some people are more susceptible to this than others.

    Memento Mori


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    Master-Debater131 said:

    To wake me up then to keep me up and not faceplanting in my desk

    you could make medium roast or light roast that way if you spill some itll still wake you up enough

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • ShoeHands
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    But I havent had a starbucks in ages! Way to expensive

    Dunkin Doughnuts is better anyways

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    ShowItTaMe said:

    Master-Debater131 said:

    To wake me up then to keep me up and not faceplanting in my desk

    you could make medium roast or light roast that way if you spill some itll still wake you up enough

    I usually just go with Dunkin because their coffee is the best I think.

    Ill mix up the roast to when I make coffee at home. Good to have a variety

    And Even then I spill it :(

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    are you sure the problem isnt just you dont have big enough mugs or cups

    if ur reading this ur hot


  • SwimElder
    0

    The coffee gives you the shakes >.>


  • SwimNinja
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    Butterfingers maybe

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • Swimuminati
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    it's time to admit you have a problem...the shakes are only the start of it....we've got to get you some help before it gets worse

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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