Well I guess I am a draft dodger now
Completely blew off any and all Fantasy Football drafts. I mean come on. Nice day, why not get outside and enjoy it. Sun is shining, light breeze, fresh air.
In the words of the great Candela....NERF THIS!
scared me for a second there...I was like "wait, they brought that back, shiiiiiiiiiiit....i'm gonna make the worst soldier, i can't carry that heavy rifle and run away screaming"
I'm in the same boat. Wanted to draft on a weekend but made the mistake of doing it tomorrow afternoon during work. Gonna blow it off and see what I get from waivers.
What is this "outside" of which you speak?
EMPRESS OF FANGURLZ
AWOL of computerized picks.
i still get random letters with information about joining the NAVY
and what the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.
"Right. Because it seems to me that you’re exhibiting symptoms of depression, low self worth and anxiety."
"Those are all different things, right?"