I always find it humorous in romances
when the one partner is pleading with the other to take him or her back, or the partner is trying desperately to keep a failing relationship intact. I dunno, if that were me, I sure as hell wouldn't be begging her like that! I'd chug a beer and say, "All right, honey, so it's like that huh? F*** me? No no no. F*** YOU!"
(Flips shades down, chugs beer, changes channel, and flips shades back up as soon as she leaves the room because I can't see the TV clearly with my shades on, but I also can't take them off while she's still there because then she'll feel that she's won because I didn't diss her with enough cool and swagger)
And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
I'm glad you've come to recognize that watching Ross and Rachel is your best shot at a relationship.
"What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric
Only the best kinds of decisions are made with beer.