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I was sleeping in the same room as a cute girl that was visiting
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  • ShoeHands
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    Forgot she was there on the couch and ripped ass so hard that I kicked a lamp over with the resulting muscle spasm. Pretty sure it woke her up.

    Didn't get laid.


  • ShoeHands
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    So close though


  • ShoeHands
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    Should have slept in the nude.


  • SwimSuperStar
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    There are questions to be asked, but meh.

    sergE 2016!


  • Special Snowflake
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    At least your flatulence violated her lungs . . .

    Memento Mori


  • 1

    Care to fill up some of the holes in this story or can I just assume you sleep on the floor in your parent's den and the cute girl on the couch is your sister. Because that's the story I'm telling everyone else.


  • ShoeHands
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    That's more interesting than the original story. Stick with that.


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