I was sleeping in the same room as a cute girl that was visiting
Forgot she was there on the couch and ripped ass so hard that I kicked a lamp over with the resulting muscle spasm. Pretty sure it woke her up.
Didn't get laid.
So close though
Should have slept in the nude.
There are questions to be asked, but meh.
Confused what I thought with something I felt.
Confuse what I feel with something that's real.
At least your flatulence violated her lungs . . .
Care to fill up some of the holes in this story or can I just assume you sleep on the floor in your parent's den and the cute girl on the couch is your sister. Because that's the story I'm telling everyone else.
That's more interesting than the original story. Stick with that.