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have you ever ejaculated into a slice of bread?
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  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
    1

    just wondering.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Now all I can think of is the fapping into liver deal in Portnoy's Complaint. Thanks.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • 0

    Yes.


  • 0

    No....but.... now i want to....

    Oops, i did it again


  • SwimNinja
    0

    You have issues

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • 0

    With all the things in the world you could possibly ponder... this is what comes to mind?


  • 1

    it's all I do

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boalam/ -almost always on here
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/LunarCry -almost sometimes on here
    http://www.last.fm/user/Boalam -pretty much never but hi


  • SwimVIP
    0

    A sock, but not a slice of bread.


  • Banned
    0

    not intentionally.

    POOP


  • Swimuminati
    0

    nah, I don't have any food fetishes....not yet anyway >.>

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • 0

    What do you think gives Panera its zest?


  • Helper
    0

    Always preferred to do that with a bagel and aim for the hole. If I miss then now it's just glazed.


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
    0

    Another good idea is to just get a full uncut loaf, tear the butt open, lube it up with some butter and just go to town on dat dough.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Swimuminati
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    covered_in_sponges said:

    Another good idea is to just get a full uncut loaf, tear the butt open, lube it up with some butter and just go to town on dat dough.

    y'know, this might be why the people in poorer parts of the world hate us >.>

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • IB
    0

    I've never been sexually aroused by bread before ... so Im gonna with .... no


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