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I should be dead
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  • SwimVeteran
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    A little about your sergE.

    This guy was born without a heartbeat. Technically dead for the first 2 minutes of his life. Spent first 2 weeks of his life in a hostipal. At the age of 3 got hit by a car. Again at 10, breaking the windshield with his head. Almost drowned in the Black Sea, had water pumped out of his lungs. Fallen out of a second story head first onto concrete. Not to mention all the trees hes climbed and fallen out of.

    F**ker should be dead, but alas, hes not. How F**king lucky are yall? Huh??

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • 0

    Why so much swearing? =/


  • SwimSage Banned
    1

    Well, this explains some of you behavior I suppose.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    O__O ...are you indestructible?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Special Snowflake
    0

    I bet you were in Crimea when you nearly drowned in the Black Sea.

    Memento Mori


  • 1

    heh palindromes

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Youre in the cyber presence of a god.

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • 1

    You're*


  • SwimVeteran
    1

    I know now why i fell in love with Chrono Cross and Serge. The odd thing, is that at the time i started playing it i had no idea that i was dead and/or almost drowned.....if you know the game, its a pretty cool thing....

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
    0

    post the scars

    Lol fk u.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
    0

    sonic is for yiffers

    Lol fk u.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
    0

    and sonic is the worst franchise of all time.

    Lol fk u.


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Emotional scars?

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Incoherent Babbling Banned
    0

    you have no physical scars from any of that?

    Lol fk u.


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Little ones. Its been nearly 20 years.

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • 0

    Black sea... so you're Ukranian?


  • SwimVeteran
    0

    Tcha right

    Confused what I thought with something I felt.
    Confuse what I feel with something that's real.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    who's god?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimElder
    0

    Debate-ably Luckier

    Never gone through any of that. I've never even broken a bone and the only scars I have are one on a tooth from a high fever and an almost invisible one now I got from riding a bike.


  • Babbling
    0

    So that explains your funny shaped head.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    you are dead, your deadpool!


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