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Do assholes live longer or something?
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  • IB
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    It's like every time I hear about someone who got killed on the news the deceased always turns out to be the nicest person in the world, would give you the shirt off their backs, was on their way to finding a cure for cancer and all that other shit. It's starting to make me wonder if being a jerk means that you'll live longer

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • ShoeHands
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    It'd be better if the news focused on their bad qualities instead so the rest of us can feel better about the world being free of one more assbubble.

    "Barry often choked cats and went to fast food restaurants three minutes before closing time to order enough food to feed a medium-sized cult."


  • Babbling
    0

    Dindu nuffin?


  • 1

    asshole mindset = less stress = longevity

    makes sense

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boalam/ -almost always on here
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/LunarCry -almost sometimes on here
    http://www.last.fm/user/Boalam -pretty much never but hi


  • SwimLegend
    0

    Yeah. Bastards never get murdered.

    Oh bother...


  • [adult swim] Singles
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    ProudTelvisionAddict said:

    asshole mindset = less stress = longevity

    makes sense

    this is so true

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • IB
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    Maybe because the bastards are the ones doing the murders D:

    I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal


  • 0

    Im surprised im still alive according to that logic.

    Oops, i did it again


  • Babbling
    2

    If assholes live longer you have achieved immortality.


  • Check It Out!
    0

    idk im a real piece of shit but karma still managed to take away my ability to run, jump, climb, and swim. even if i do live a long time it won't be all that great.


  • 1

    Whats the point of living if you dont live forever?

    Oops, i did it again


  • Babbling
    0

    I wasn't really serious. You were just downrange when I was firing.


  • Swimuminati
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    EgreslivE said:

    Whats the point of living if you dont live forever?

    famous last words?

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • 0

    Nah, im living forever.

    Oops, i did it again


  • Swimuminati
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    you're right..."i'm living forever" is much funnier on a tombstone

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake
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    Bomb-Bomber-Bombest said:

    Do assholes live longer or something?

    Yes. It's a consequence of money.


  • Mobile Suit Gundam
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    Not always; someitmes Shinichi chucks a rock at 'em and takes 'em out!

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